NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL JOHN ROBERTS IS EITHER!!!

AND JUST WHO IS JOHN ROBERTS? I don’t have a clue, but will try to find out for you. From here it looks like Mr. Bush is making a safe appointment now knowing that he will have to replace justice Rhenquist in the fullness of time.

FAITH BASED CHICANERY: This is a touchy and tricky subject, and will not be explored here. One of the likely targets of the Federal Investigation into City Hall finances is the whereabouts and/or disposition of the monies spent in ‘faith based’ programs within Black churches by Black clergy. These guys were salivating at the prospect of expanding their flocks two or three years ago. We are all aware from past experience with hit and run Televangelists that Yahweh’s clergy have been know to wallow in more than a little sin when it comes to getting their hands on ‘their share’ of that good old time root of all evil.

FROM A PSYCHIATRIST’S OFFICE SOMEWHERE IN BERLIN: “Tell me, Mr. Hitler, why do you think the whole world is out to get you?”

OUR DEAR FRIEND DEVON has just announced that he is changing genres and will now enter the music world anew as a "Christian Rap Artist". I don't know exactly what that means, but I can imagine titles like MARY WAS A FINE BITCH, and I'M GONNA GET DOWN WITH THAT GOOD OLD MUTHAH JESUS, YO. And others, of course, less suited to a family friendly web site. Well, family friendly if your family is a little older than the kids who mowed the lawn this afternoon.

QUICK NIGHT, TONIGHT……I’m in the middle of assembling a *&^&^%$%$#$# futon whose directions seem to be in Japanese and whose fixtures, screws, and bolts are a heady collection of metric and standard sizes. Been at it for three hours and you know what? THERE ARE MILES TO GO BEFORE I SLEEP. Quite literally, my old bed is siting along the side of our fair Boulevard waiting for the trash truck to pick it up in the morning.

Ciao