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TROGLODYTES WRITE HEADLINES AT MACON’S DAILY NEWSPAPER
P.E. FINAL EXAM
Guest Column by Luke Angelo
It May Be Physical, But It Sure Ain’t Education
Chris Krok Offers Tearful Apology
For Sins Committed On-Air
Dirty Iguana Nightclub
SOLD
Mayor Reichert Resigns
It Has Been Fifty-Nine Days
One Thousand Four Hundred And Sixteen Hours...
OPEN LETTER TO CHRIS KROK
from
Luke Angelo
HATE CRIME(?)
on
BOULEVARD
DRIVE-BY SERMON
SIGN OF THE TIMES?
THANKS TO RIVERSIDE RED FOR THIS IDEA
POLITICALLY INCORRECT
BUMPER STICKER
QUOTE OF THE DAY
Well, Yesterday, actually....But I didn't get online then
PREDATORY LENDING
in the
PEACH STATE
JUST ONE MORE LITTLE THING WRONG WITH MACON
THIS JUST IN FROM RIVERSIDE RED
ONE OF THE BEST PRO-GUN COLUMNS EVER PENNED
GOD SPEAKS TO PAT ROBERTSON,
AGAIN
MYCHAL MASSIE
to
JESSE JACKSON
DICK MORRIS ON
HITTING IRAN WHERE IT HURTS
MIKE ADAMS?
FOR PRESIDENT??
HOLLYWOODIES
THEN and NOW
THIS JUST IN FROM
RIVERSIDE RED
AMAZING PICTURE
ROSIE
vs
THE DONALD
PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS
INTEGRiTY 101
THE OUTSIDERS
COMES TO NORTH MACON
SCHOOL'S OK, I GUESS
IT'S JUST THE
PRINCIPAL OF THE THING
CONSPIRACY THEORISTS 'R' US
LATEST FROM THE GRASSY KNOLL
HI DEE HO
RED SHOES ON CHERRY STREET
A MACON URBAN LEGEND

A LESSON FOR THE MACON MUSIC COMMUNITY
HOW TO RUN A MUSIC FESTIVAL
PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS HAD A DREAM, TOO
PORTRAIT OF THE AUTHOR AS AN OLD REDNECK
OUR FAIR CITY
YOU MEAN IT'S THAT TIME?
AGAIN?
THE RETURN OF NEAL BOORTZ
"FAIR IS FOUL, AND FOUL IS FAIR
HOVER THROUGH THE FOG AND FILTHY AIR."
FAIR FONT OR FOUL?
QUOTE OF THE DAY
9/11
SPORTS NEWS
THIS JUST IN
AMERICAN FLOYD LANDIS WINS TOUR DE FRANCE
SOUTH OF THE BORDER WITH
PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS

THE POLITICAL SLEAZE FACTOR
CRISIS IN THE CULTURE OF CORRUPTION
REMEMBER LIONEL TATE?
COMING JUNE 2nd.
THE GAUDET ALL-STAR BASEBALL CAMP
(FROM THE MIND(?) OF NEAL BOORTZ)
THAT'S WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THE SOUTH
RAY NAGIN RE-ELECTED
and the good news is....
POLITICAL CORRECTNESS BE DAMNED
THE TAXATION WITH REPRESENTATION DEPARTMENT
TAXING MACON OUT OF EXISTENCE
ONE SINGLE LANGUAGE
TO PUT 'UNITE'
IN THE UNITED STATES
FINALLY WE CAN SAY SOMETHING POSITIVE ABOUT
HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS
PRINCE CHARLES
LATEST FROM VIC JONES
THE KILLENS FORUM
COURT STRIKES DOWN GEORGIA'S 'NO SAME SEX MARRIAGE' AMENDMENT
THE WIT AND WISDOM OF
MAUREEN DOWD
SEND ALL 12,000,000
ILLEGALS BACK TO MEXICO???
BIBB COUNTY
and
THE GEORGIA HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION TEST
FROM THE "PATRIOT POST"
ASK NOT WHAT YOUR CREDIT CARD CAN DO FOR YOU...
BITCH-SLAPPED
by her own
EMAIL
BELL SOUTH
PHONE RECORDS
and
THE NSA
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
ALLIGATOR ATTACK

A NATION OF LAWS
and
A NATION OF IMMIGRANTS
THE THINKING(?) BEHIND IMMIGRATION PROTESTS
TROOPS ON THE BORDER????
MIKE ADAMS' LATEST COLUMN
BUCK NEKED AT BUCKNELL
DORA THE DOMINATRIX
WISHES YOU A
HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY
HER BERT DENNARD
and the
GEORGIA INFORMER
THE DRUDGE REPORT
AND ITS
SENSATIONAL HEADLINES
READY TO FACE MEXICO'S FOX AND AMIGOS
PATER FAMILIAS
QUOTE OF THE DAY
05/12/06
R-R-R-I-I-I-N-N-N-G-G-G

NSA CALLING
SAFEGUARDING OUR SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS
JOHNAH GOLDBERG
IN TOWNHALL
FROM NEAL BOORTZ
QUOTE OF THE DAY
05/11/06
FROM THE ACERBIC PEN OF
ANN COULTER
THIS JUST IN.....
SHRENKO PLEADS GUILTY
GET THEE TO THE BORDER, LUKE
AND DON'T FORGET YOUR AK-47
QUOTE OF THE DAY
05/10/06
ZERO TOL
IS ALIVE AND WELL
IN GEORGIA
SINGIN' THE NEWS BLUES
WHAT WOULD JESUS SAY ABOUT
HINDU RELIGIOUS FUNDAMENTALISM?
FROM THE FECUND BRAIN OF MIKE ADAMS
PIN THE TAIL ON THE HONKY
BLAST FROM THE PAST
IS IT
THE TELEGRAPH’S TERRIBLE TIMING
or
DID ELLIS GET OUT OF DODGE JUST IN TIME?
FROM TODAY'S DRUDGE REPORT
THIS WOULD MAKE THE PERFECT BUMPER STICKER
"MOLESTING MOTHER NATURE"?
ACAIR LINK
IN CASE YOU HADN'T HEARD
SETTLEMENT REACHED IN CAIR vs. ANTI-CAIR LAWSUIT
PATRICK KENNEDY GOES TO REHAB
AGAIN
"HU LOVES YOU, BABY?"
AND THEY SAY LAWYERS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR
AMBIEN WARNING
FROM CAPITOL HILL
THE KENNEDY FRUIT DOESN'T FALL FAR FROM THE TREE
SOARING HEALTH CARE INSURANCE PROFITS?
AND LEST WE FORGET
IN MACON
TOMORROW IS FIRST FRIDAY
AN IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT FROM VIC JONES
ROSE HILL CEMETERY
THIS JUST IN FROM NEWTON COLLIER
NEWS FROM THE GEORGIA MUSIC HALL OF FAME
WHERE IN THE WORLD
IS C. JACK JUNKETING?
MOUSSAOUI VERDICT
IF YOU AIN’T FROM AROUND HERE YOU DON’T KNOW JACK ABOUT LINDA SHRENKO
OF EXPENSIVE CIGARS and PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS
UNCLE REMUS UPDATED TO THE TWENTY-FIRST CENTURY
A LITTLE HUMO(U)R
ZELL FOR SONNY
A FUNNY THING HAPPENED
ON THE WAY TO ILLEGAL ALIEN APPRECIATION DAY
THE PASSING OF GREG TYLER
OUR GROWING OIL CRISIS
PRELUDE TO HISPANIC WORK STOPPAGE
LEGALS AND THOSE DAMP ON THE DORSAL
PICKING ON LUKE
and
SPYING ON AMERICANS
IF YOU ARE IN MIDDLE GEORGIA
PLEASE COME TO
THE PAN-AFRICAN FESTIVAL
FRIDAY….UP? AND CRAWLING
THIS FROM NEAL BOORTZ
PROFESSOR WICHMAN TO THE MUSLIM ASSOCIATION OF MICHIGAN STATE UNIVERSITY
THANATOPSIS ALONG THE OCMULGEE
TONY SNOW IN THE WHITE HOUSE
I'M BACK
MAYBE

REQUIESCAT IN PACE
PHIL WALDEN
APOLOGIA
TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES
BELLA, HORRIDA BELLA CANO
Publius Vergilius Maro
Roman Poet
THE JUNIOR SENATOR FROM THE BAY STATE
IN FLAGRANTE DELICTO
APOLOGIES
EARTH DAY
ANNIVERSARY OF COLUMBINE SLAUGHTER
GUESS WHAT?
THE END TIMES ARE ALREADY HERE
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO HER ROYAL HIGHNESS,
QUEEN ELIZABETH
A LINK TO TOWNHALL'S
NAIL YALE
WITH THE BOOTS ON THE GROUND IN IRAQ
HISTORY DOES NOT REPEAT ITSELF
BREAD and CIRCUSES
PANEM et CIRCENSES
WELFARE and AMERICAN IDOL
UNHAPPY ANNIVERSARY
APRIL 19th.
ERIN GO BRAGH
HERMAN CAIN AILING
"EASTER" or "SPRING"
Easter Vacation or Spring Break???
Easter Bunny or Spring Bunny???
WEB SITE RESURRECTED
WHAT COULD BE MORE FITTING ON EASTER SUNDAY?
BOORTZ vs O'RELLY
site update
LUKE'S LATEST FROM THE ELEVENTH HOUR
PLEASE CHECK OUT
BLACK MACON WEB
MORE FROM VICTOR JONES
AND THE FOREST HILL
CONSPIRACY
LETTER FROM GERMANY
THIS WILL SURPRISE YOU
LADY LIBERTY
DESTROYING A NEIGHBORHOOD
THE FOREST HILL PROJECT
DEMOCRACY IN ACTION
HANG TEN
DEA AGENT SHOOTS SELF IN FOOT
WHILE TEACHING A CLASS ON GUN SAFETY
CAUGHT ON TAPE
MEANWHILE, BACK AT MACON'S CITY HALL
WHAT IF
IMMIGRATION POLITICS AND RECESSION
A GOVERNMENT OF MOB RULE
ILLEGALS HAVE NO "CIVIL RIGHTS" IN THIS COUNTRY
READ MY LIPS
LOTS OF NEW TAXES
AN AD I CAN'T STAND
WHAT TO DO WHEN
you are the victim of a crime
UNDISPUTED PROOF
EVOLUTION
A THEORY NO LONGER
RAINDROPS FALLIN' ON MY HEAD
CENTRAL GEORGIA UNDER A TORNADO WATCH
HIZZONER'S NEWS CONFERENCE REVISITED
JUST ASK YOUR KID
DEPENDS ON WHAT THE MEANING OF "IT" IS
REMINDER
TONIGHT IS FIRST FRIDAY
THIS IS THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
THIS IS THE MEXICAN FLAG
IT IS NOT THE AMERICAN FLAG
WHAT DOES ANDY ROONEY THINK
ABOUT THE FIRST COMING OF COURIC?
MACON TURF WAR
CBS WOULD RATHER COURIC
BLAME THE SECURITY GUARD
VICTIM OF RACIAL PROFILING
OR SELF-CENTERED JERK?
CYNTHIA 'I AM A VICTIM' MCKINNEY
REMiNDER
NEWTON COLLIER PRESENTS
WEDNESDAY NIGHT AT THE HUMMINGBIRD
DISTRICT 137 RACE HEATING UP
WIDENING TRADE DEFICIT
THE GANG'S ALL HERE
HAIL!!
MRS CLINTON DID NO SUCH THING
SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT.....
YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD KKK
ONCE MORE ON A MISSION
GEORGIA GENERAL ASSEMBLY VOTES TO REQUIRE CORPORAL PUNISHMENT IN ALL PUBLIC SCHOOLS
CONGRESSMAN CYNTHIA MCKINNEY APOLOGIES
Sorry For Playing The Race Card
DON'T FORGET
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR
a public service announcement
MACON MAYOR, C. JACK ELLIS, RESIGNS ABRUPTLY
KALENDIS APRILIBUS
JUSTICE SCALIA
STREET PARTY SATURDAY NIGHT
A CONVERSATION THAT NEVER TOOK PLACE
FIGHT OF THE CENTURY
"IRON-CYNTHIA" MCKINNY
MACON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CRIME, GANGS, and RACE
part one
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
THE GEORGIA GENERAL ASSEMBLY NEVER HAVE SO FEW DONE SO MUCH TO SO MANY
GEORGIA GOTHIC
SOMETHING TO RELIEVE THE TENSION AROUND HERE
FROM THE GURU’S LIPS TO OUR EARS
CHARLES RICHARDSON SAYS SO
AS THE CIRCLE REMAINS UNBROKEN
SO THE HALO GROWS MORE TARNISHED
IGNORANCE OF THE LAW CAN GET YOUR KID A NEEDLE IN THE ARM
ANOTHER GAFF
IN THE MACON TELEGRAPH
Editorial Of 03/26/06
MEDIA REDUX
AND WHILE WE'RE AT IT, WE'RE GONNA REDUX GANGS and CRIME, TOO
DISRESPECTING AN OFFICER SLAIN IN THE LINE OF DUTY
DAMN MEDIA!!!
THE FOOL HATH SAID
WE DON'T HAVE A GANG PROBLEM
PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS
(almost)
MEETS KANYE WEST
CHICKEN EXCREMENT RIGHT HERE IN MACON CITY
ECCLESIASTICAL HONESTY
GLITCH
MADDER THAN HELL
MIKE ADAMS ONCE MORE INTO THE BREACH
ODE TO SPRING
SIGN OF THE TIMES
MORE DISTURBING NEWS
DON'T BUILD IT...THEY WON'T COME ANYWAY
SOME DISTURBING LOCAL NEWS
ITEMS THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA WOULD RATHER AVOID
CUZ THE BIBLE TELLS ME SO
GOD'S SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM OF JUVENILE DELINQUENCY?
COLLIER'S CORNER PRESENTS
SOME RECENTLY SEEN
BUMPER STICKERS
A LITTLE DOSE OF REALITY
PINK BEER
THANK YOU KENNY B.
THE WEARIN' O' THE GREEN
JOSEPH SMITH
and the
DEATH PENALTY
In The Matter Of George Brown
LUKE'S LATEST COLUMN
from
THE ELEVENTH HOUR
THE IDES OF MARCH
JOHN STOSSEL ONCE AGAIN>
TIME TO TEACH
TEACHER BITES STUDENT
CENSURE???
BRING IT ON!!!
PRESIDENT(?) CLINTON
COMING SOON
LUKE ON EDUCATION
THE SERIES
OH, NO!!!
NOT AGAIN, MR. MAYOR
IT'S BACK TO SCHOOL FOR
BARBARA STREISAND
QUOTES FROM TODAY'S
MACON TELEGRAPH
DIXIE CHICKS STILL DEFIANT
IT'S HIGH TIME FOR A VIABLE THIRD PARTY IN AMERICA
WHY THEY CAN'T FIND BIN LADEN
ALTERNATE TITLES FOR
BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN
REPUBLICAN CONTRACT WITH AMERICA
PART ONE
PUPPIES AND KITTENS ARE 'CUTE'
CHILDREN ARE NOT
KEEN INSIGHT INTO THE OBVIOUS
ANOTHER HEADLINE IN THE MACON TELEGRAPH
A HIGHLY RECOMMENDED READ
The teachers unions are mad at me
by John Stossel
SIGN(S) OF THE TIMES
YOU KNOW ITS MACON'S CHERRY BLOSSOM FESTIVAL WHEN.....
A LITTLE SOUTHERN HUMOUR
MONOPOLY IS GOOD FOR US
My Father Said Never Trust Big Business or Big Government
GETTING THE BLUES
OSCARS
IT'S SATURDAY MORNING
WHAT ARE YOUR RUGRATS WATCHING?
AT FULL DOZE
SHOOTING FIRST
NEW MUSIC FESTIVAL
A TALE OF TWO CITIES
MUSIC FESTIVALS: Macon and Savannah
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
WHITWORTH MUMBLEY.....A FINAL WORD
NEW POLICIES
TO MAKE B'LOGGING SAFER AND SANER
SURPRISE SEX CHANGE
MACON'S AIRPORT MESS SHOWS EXACTLY WHAT'S WRONG WITH CITY GOVERNMENT
COMMUNICATION! COMMUNICATION!! COMMUNICATION!!!
REQUIESCAT IN PACE
DON KNOTS and DARREN McGAVEN.
JAMI GAUDET INTERVIEWS SUSAN MIDDLETON
NEW PRESIDENT BIBB COUNTY BOARD OF EDUCATION
FROM LUKE'S POLICE BLOTTER
EUPHEMISM and NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH
AND THEY SAY BAPTISTS DON'T HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR

LIKE A NAUGHTY SCHOOL BOY
LONDON MAYOR SUSPENDED FOR ONE MONTH
for using insensitive language
TELL YOUR BOSS TO SHOVE IT
I'M WORKING HERE ANYWAY
Professor Mike Adams Strikes Again
IRAQI KIDS TAKE THEIR RESPONSIBILITIES SERIOUSLY
GERMAN CONVICTED OF INSULTING ISLAM
BAZZIBALL BE BERI BERI GOOD TO ME
(Garret Morris, SNL)
SPHINCTOCRAT
A TERM WHOSE TIME HAS COME AGAIN
I TRIED

DAMMIT, I TRIED!!
A REPLY TO WHITWORTH MUMBLEY(?)
A PORT! A PORT!!
MY KINGDOM FOR A HARBOR
ARAB CARTOONIST GETS IT RIGHT
FEAR AND SELF-LOATHING OF THE AMERICAN MEDIA
THE ARAB STREET BOILS OVER
ATTACK ON SYMBOLS OF WESTERN MATERIALISM
AND RONALD MACDONALD TAKES ONE IN THE SLATS
THANK YOU, MACON TELEGRAPH
THE SINCEREST FORM OF COMPLIMENT
SEPARATED AT BIRTH
TALKIN' POLITICS AT THE GUN SHOW
RECONSIDERING THE UNITED NATIONS
THIS JUST IN
If You're Dumb Enough,
You, Too, Can Get Elected To The Georgia General Assembly
FOR THE LOVE OF THE SHOOTING SPORTS
the good news and the bad news
THE ELEVENTH HOUR
ON LINE and ON TV
LUKE'S LATEST COLUMN IN
THE ELEVENTH HOUR
AND THE GOOD(?) NEWS IS
MACON TELEGRAPH WIMPS OUT AGAIN
AN OPEN LETTER TO DAVID GREGORY
HE OF NBC NEWS
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
FROM MOHAMMED AND KHADIJA*
HUNTING ACCIDENT and the PRESS CORPS
VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY SLIGHTLY WOUNDS FELLOW HUNTER
maybe he thought he was aiming at Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont
HERE WE GO AGAIN
or why TV news has lost its credibility
ANOTHER BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN CARTOON
GOOD vs EVIL
A Look Into The Dark Side
LETTER FROM A READER
BECAUSE WE ARE AT WAR!!!
or are you too stupid to recognize that reality?
FAKE MUSLIM CARTOON
THESE LYING BASTARDS SHOULD SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF US
POLITICS
and
THE FUNERAL OF CORETTA SCOTT KING
ALL TWELVE DANISH CARTOONS IN ONE PLACE
MAMMAS!!
DON'T LET YOUR BABIES
THIS IS AN OFFER
YOU CAN'T REFUSE
All In The Name Of FREE SPEECH
THE WORD ON THE ARAB STREET
SUPER BOWL SUNDAY
THE CARTOON THAT STARTED IT ALL
MACON GEORGIA IN THE NATIONAL SPOTLIGHT
DAY OFF
MACON'S DOWNTOWN: A REALITY CHECK
From The Pages Of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
WHAT'S ALL THE FUSS ABOUT?
DEPICTIONS OF THE BEARDED PROPHET IN THE EUROPEAN PRESS
COMING TOMORROW
MOONSHINE STILL
playing
THE CAPITOL THEATRE
Thursday Night
KEEN INSIGHT INTO THE OBVIOUS
THE PRESIDENT'S STATE OF THE UNION
"I RESEMBLE THAT"
GOING POSTAL
IT'S NOT JUST FOR GUYS ANYMORE!!
RIVERWALK 'TUDE
DEFINITION: "GOD"
QUO VADIS, MACON?
WHERE YA GOIN', DUDE?
TABLE OF CONTENTS UPDATED
JAMES FREEMAN ANNOUNCES FOR MACON CITY COUNCIL
MARK RICHT DESERVES HIS TWO MILLION PLUS SALARY
MACON'S INFERIORITY COMPLEX
ITS ORIGINS
and
A POSIBLE SOLUTION
GUN SHOW
RIVER WALK
and an
ALL GIRL BAND
LET'S HOOK UP AT THE GUN SHOW
ROCK
AND ROLL ALONG CHERRY STREET
BAR LICENSE UPDATE
DEFINITION
'RELIGION'
NBC TERMINATES THE BOOK OF DANIEL
WITH SOMETHING LESS THAN EXTREME PREJUDICE
AUTO INDUSTRY WOES
THE FAULT LIES WITHIN US ALL
STOSSEL ON EDUCATION AGAIN
required reading for local school boards
HEART OF GEORGIA GUN AND KNIFE SHOW
RATING YOUR COLLEGE PROFESSOR
ANOTHER HAT IN THE RING
Aaron Bowers Announces For City Council
SUPER BOWL IN DAYS OF YORE
but not too yore
ROE v WADE
Some Thoughts
SUPER BOWL HO HUM
HEY, KIDS!!!
WANNA RATE YOUR TEACHERS???
HUH???
SUNDAY MORNING SERMON
HARRY POTTER
ABOMINATION OF THE WEEK
MORE EMPTY STORE FRONTS IN DOWNTOWN MACON
BIN LADEN APPEALS TO THE CANDY-ASSED AMONG US
MACON'S CRIME RATE DOWN IN '05
NO, NO, MR. ELLIS,
I DON'T HATE YOU
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
COUNTING EMPTY STOREFRONTS ON CHERRY STREET
JOHN STOSSEL TAKES ON THE EDUCATION MONOPOLY
PSSSST....GUYS
WANNA IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE?
PLAYING THE RACE CARD
COMPUTER UPDATE
LEST WE FORGET
NBC's BOOK OF DANIEL
returns to the airways tonight
Something about the Mafia and the Church Building Fund
FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
WILL OUR BARS STILL BE OPEN TOMORROW???
CAIN
in for
BOORTZ
JUSTICE ALITO AND HIS FRIENDS
NBC'S
BOOK OF DANIEL
meets
THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO LUKE
SICK BLOG, GLORIA, SUNDAY
OUTRAGE
IN THE GREEN MOUNTAIN STATE
MIKE ADAMS TAKES ON SONNY PERDUE AND GEORGIA TECH
A CONVERSATION WITH STEBIN HORNE
AND OTHER PRESSING MATTERS AT THE NEW YEAR
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
ONE FOR THE CHIPPER
NOT THE TELEGRAPH'S FAULT THIS TIME
RETURN OF THE PRODIGAL
WEBSITE
WEB SITE UPDATE
IN THE GOOD OLD WINTER TIME
SHUFFLIN' OFF TO CLUB FED
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY SMOKING OVER AT THE TELEGRAPH??
DOWN...BUT NOT OUT
we hope
ET IN TERRA PAX
PEACE ON EARTH
DEFINITION BY LUKE
CHURCH
PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS
TAKES ON
ILLEGAL ALIENS
ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS
CHRISTMAS EVE
THE BABY JESUS
SEX EDUCATION IN THE BIBLE BELT
IS THE UNITED STATES TOO COMPLICATED TO BE GOVERNED EFFECTIVELY
IS MACON?
THE RETURN OF REX ELDER
with apologies to Kenny Rogers:
THE COWARD OF THE CITY
Anita Ponder
SHARON PATTERSON
SUPERINTENDENT OF THE YEAR
AND OTHER BITS OF FACETIOUS HUMOR
CHARLES RICHARDSON GETS IT WRONG
ON THE EVE OF MY BIRTHDAY
LUKE AND THE WINTER SOLSTICE
SOB SISTER IS ALIVE AND WELL
at the MACON TELEGRAPH
PRESIDENT AHMADINEJAD OF IRAN
GOODWILL SHOPPING
THE LAST GASP OF RECALL ELLIS DOT COM
WE HOPE
ILLITERACY NATIONALLY
and right here in Bibb County
MOSTLY CHRISTMAS
With just a touch of local politics
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
WHAT'S UP WITH GEORGE BROWN?
IS MACON'S AIRPORT DIRECTOR JUMPING OR BEING PUSHED?
WATCH THIS SPACE
THE ELEVENTH HOUR IS COMING
THE ELEVENTH HOUR IS COMING
TOOKIE WILLIAMS E MORTO
STEBIN HORNE MAKES IT OFFICIAL
LUKE'S VERY WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS
PACKING THE CITY COUNCIL
AN OPEN LETTER TO THE HONORABLE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER
GOVERNOR OF CALIFORNIA
INSTANT MOVIE REVIEW
THE CHRONICLES OF NARNIA
THE GANG OF THIRTEEN
MACON CITY COUNCIL
reductio ad absurdum
LATEST FROM THE CITY COUNCIL WARS
AIR MARSHALLS IN ACTION
PEARL HARBOR
WHAT HOWARD THE DEAN SAID
Quotes From WOAI Interview
MOST UNUSUAL CHRISTMAS GIFT OF THis SEASON
TWENTY-FIVE USES FOR A SEA UNICORN HORN
GUN SHOW DISAPPOINTMENT
MEA CULPA! MEA CULPA!! MEA MINIMA CULPA!!!
ERRATUM
PEEPIN' IN THE BOYS' ROOM
WHAT FOOLS THESE EDUCATORS BE
FIRST FRIDAY DOWNTOWN
12/02/05
I HAVE SEEN THE FUTURE AND.....
FIRST THE GOOD NEWS
From The Pages Of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
GUN SHOW THIS WEEKEND
MACON CENTREPLEX
THIS JUST IN
PROFESSORIAL PMS
MIKE ADAMS DOES IT AGAIN
TRIAL OF THE CENTURY?
NOT!!!
PISSED OFF AT HIGH GAS PRICES
WE HAVE NOBODY TO BLAME BUT OURSELVES
STRANGE BREW
or
WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DRINKING AND SMOKING IN THE GREAT WHITE NORTH???
A HINT TO EDUCATORS
BLACK FRIDAY
TURKEY DAY
MESSAGE FROM IRAQ
THANKSGIVING EVE
and all is well
LIKE WORDS?
HATE POLITICAL CORRECTNESS??
HERE'S A WEBSITE YOU WILL WANT TO VISIT
BEING RED ON COLLEGE CAMPI
MARXISM IS ALIVE AND WELL

Dr. Mike Adams Strikes Again
MICHAEL NEWDOW AT IT AGAIN
SELECTIVE REPORTING??
MIS-STEP ON THE SPORTS FRONT
THE ABILITY TO CUSS LIKE A SAILOR IS A GIFT FROM GOD
(and I don’t even believe in god)
HARRY'S BACK
ENTER THE CATS
MERCER UNIVERSITY
and the
GEORGIA BAPTIST CONVENTION
COMING TO YOUR FAVORITE NEWS STAND DECEMBER 6th.
GEORGIA MUSIC MAGAZINE
BACK TO NORMAL????
PROBLEMS IN FIRST FRIDAY LAND
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
LET'S NOT HAVE A
A POLITICALLY CORRECT CHRISTMAS
BEHIND THE SCENES
AT THE MACON TELEGRAPH
PART 2
PREVIEW OF THINGS TO COME
RIVER WALK PLAYGROUND UP AND RUNNING
WELL DONE, MACON!!!
TERRORIST ALERT LEVELS IN FRANCE
AND A BIG THANK YOU TO NEAL BOORTZ
PAT ROBERTSON AGAIN
VETERANS' DAY
RIVER WALK PLAYGROUND
VOLUNTEERS NEEDED
Saturday, November 12th @ 10:00 AM
REPUBLICAN WOES
a party untrue to itself
WHAT?
PARIS BURNING?
c'est-ne pas possible!!
BIOGRAPHY OF MACON'S MAYOR
SWEETWATER FESTIVAL
MILLEDGEVILLE and the MACON CITY COUNCIL
ONE MAYOR’S ARROGANCE IS ANOTHER’S BLING BLING
FRIDAY THE FIRST
FIRST FRIDAY
SPY vs. SPY
A LAST WORD
or maybe not....
ARE THE WHEELS COMING OFF THE MAYOR'S IMPERIAL CHARIOT?
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
THE BRITISH IS COMING
THE BRITISH IS COMING
PRINCE CHARLES and HER ROYAL HO-NESS
QUOTE OF THE DAY
IN COURT WITH RECALL ELLIS
AND THE MAYOR
DON'T BE LATE
FOR A VERY IMPORTANT DATE
RECALL ELLIS DOT COM HAS ITS DAY IN COURT
SUNDAY MORNING MUSING
FATHERHOOD 101
or maybe just '1'
MIKE ADAMS
UPDATE
KEEN INSIGHT INTO THE OBVIOUS
by the Editorial Board of
THE MACON TELEGRAPH
OUR CHICKENS COME HOME TO ROOST
AND THEY ARE US
A HOUSE SUB DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF
AND THE BUG GOES ON.......
UNDER THE WEATHER
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
ROSA PARKS
requiescat in pace
PROFESSOR MIKE ADAMS DERAILS
GEORGIA TECH
BEHIND THE SCENES AT THE MACON TELEGAPH
LAYOFFS
SPURIOUS EMAILS
HEALTH INSURANCE
HISPANIC WORK ETHIC
MACON FILM COMMISSION?
MAYOR'S
TEMPER
REVISITED
HURRICANES
A LITTLE THEOLOGY
and
A NOTE TO STUPID WHITE WOMEN
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
YOUR REPORTER VERBALLY SAVAGED IN CITY HALL
MAYOR ELLIS IS AN HONORABLE MAN?
LOCAL CRIME STATISTICS
THE GOOD NEWS AND THE BAD NEWS
LUKE'S FIRST ANNUAL
BURNING CROSS
and
WHITE SHEET
AWARD
BOWEL-ING FOR COLUMBINE
and that's not a misprint
BASEBALL PLAYOFFS
PITY THE POOR WHITE HETEROSEXUAL
SERVER DOWN
APOLOGIES
ENTER THE PAGAN GODS WITHIN THE CITY OF A THOUSAND CHURCHES
THE DEBATE LIMPS ON
PARTY OF THE MYTHIC JACKASS
CONVENTION CENTER???
BUT, LUKE
THERE IS A WORLD BEYOND MACON
first there was
WATERGATE
then there was
TRAVELGATE
now there is
CENTERPLEX GATE
RENAME
IT JUST GETS CURIOUSER and CURIOUSER
AGING ROCKER "SPANKS" LUKE
LUKE STRIKES BACK
LITTLE RICHARD IS COMING
AND THE SKY IS FALLING
FROM THE PAGES OF THE ELEVENTH HOUR
IS MAYOR ELLIS BEHAVING LIKE A SPOILED CHILD??
CITY COUNCIL SAYS "NO" TO LITTLE RICHARD
LUKE'S LATEST LETTER TO THE EDITOR
of the macon telegraph
HARRIET MIERS
GETTING IT RIGHT!!!
911 RESPONSE
AT THE SPEED OF SLUDGE
MAYOR'S NEWS CONFERENCE
LITTLE RICHARD OCTOBER 8TH. CHERRY STREET PLAZA
OF FUTURE LAWYERS and GUNS
ANOTHER MURDER IN BIBB COUNTY

buy a firearm now
just make sure you know how to use it safely
STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH
MAYOR ELLIS HIMSELF ACKNOWLEDGES THE IMMINENT APPEARANCE OF LITTLE RICHARD
RITA WAS A LADY
KATRINA SHOWED MAN HOW PUNY HE IS
LAY-OFFS AT THE NEW YORK TIMES
ARE WE FACING ANOTHER MASSIVE BAILOUT?
DEMOCRATS DON'T TRUST THEIR OWN PEOPLE
AND WE SHOULDN'T EITHER
MORE ON LITTLE RICHARD
and
COUNCILMAN HENRY "FLIP-FLOP" FICKLIN
LITTLE RICHARD PENNIman TO PLAY MACON IN TWO WEEKS
WE THINK
AN EXCLUSIVE FROM THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO LUKE
E-LOST??
LOST
CONFRONTATION AND SPIRITOUS VAPORS INSIDE CITY HALL

From The Pages Of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
THE ANOINTING or the KISS OF DEATH
a very short dialogue
RED SHOES ON CHERRY STREET
HOW MACON BECAME WHAT IT IS TODAY
a true urban legend
SAYING "NO" TO TAXING OURSELVES TO DEATH
A SLIGHT CHANGE IN FORMAT
FALL AIN'T FALLIN' VERY FAST
THAT 'OTHER' NEWSPAPER
LETTER FROM HOWARD DEAN AND A RESPONSE
THE ROBERTS HEARINGS
FIREWORKS IN CITY HALL
Hizzoner Explodes....or is it Implodes?
JUST SAY NO TO THE NEXT SPECIAL OPTION SALES TAX
9/11
A LITTLE NIGHT HUMOR

recall ellis dot com
SNUBBED BY CITY HALL
PARKING METERS COULD SIGNAL THE END OF MACON'S DOWNTOWN
From The Pages Of The ELEVENTH HOUR
FIRST THOUGHTS ON KATRINA
NIHIL HODIE
GEORGIA'S PISS POOR SAT SCORES
Part 3
GEORGIA'S SAT SCORES: PART 2
Or Why I Hate Democrats Just A Little More Than I Do Republicans
GEORGIA'S LATEST SAT SCORES
How The Black Leadership Exploits African Americans
Part One
"FUCK YOU" COMES TO SCHOOL
Just Don't Use It More Than Five Times Per Class
WHAT IS TELEVISION 'NEWS', ANYWAY???
SUNDAY NIGHT AND ALL IS WELL
SATURDAY NIGHT AND NO PLACE TO GO
LETTER FROM GROTON
LITTLE LEAGUE and AMATEUR SPORT
DOWNTOWN CULTURE QUEST (continued)
CHERRY STREET
from the pages of THE ELEVENTH HOUR
YOU SUCK, LUKE
CELEBRATING THE SECOND AMENDMENT
EUROPE'S LOST CIVILIZATIONS
ILLEGALS...UNDOCUMENTEDS....WET BACKS
BITS and SNATCHES in the EVENING
JOHN ROCKER REDUX
THE GAZA DILEMMA
RUNNING IT UP THE FLAGPOLE
Midsummer News Doldrums
DELIGHTING THE INNER CHILD
MORE FROM THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF LUKE'S FATWA
COMING TO A FEDERAL BOONDOGGLE NEAR YOU
KULTUR QUEST In Downtown Macon
Chapter 3
From The Pages Of The Eleventh Hour
BAPTIST CAMP
ANOTHER SCREW-UP BY THE BIBB COUNTY SCHOOL SYSTEM
CLOSING THE GUN SHOW LOOP HOLE
WHAT LOOP HOLE?
DROPPING THE BIG ONE
HIROSHIMA, MON HORREUR
COOTER
GUN SHOWS
and
FIRST NIGHT MACON
MIKE ADAMS BOOK REVIEW
ONE HUNDRED PEOPLE WHO ARE SCREWING UP AMERICA
OVER-THE-HILL ICONS COME TO MACON
JESSE JACKSON and the NAACP
LOST IN SPACE
The End Of Human Evolution
A MUSLIM SPEAKS UP
BRAGG JAM
CULTURE QUEST THE COTTON AVENUE RENAISSANCE
PART 2
WE RETURN TO SPACE
HO HUM
LETTER READ THIS MORNING ON THE KENNY B and JAMI G SHOW
re: RECALL ELLIS
IF YOU CAN'T STAND THE HEAT...
THE MACON MUSIC AND HERITAGE FESTIVAL 2005
WILL IT HAPPEN?????
Cinema SEQUELS
THE PARKING LOT
NO, I DON'T KNOW WHO THE HELL JOHN ROBERTS IS EITHER!!!
DEATH OF AN OLD SOLDIER
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY
A TALE OF TWO PRESS CONFERENCES
THE CURSE OF FAIR AND BALANCED
LET'S HEAR THE OTHER SIDE
DEATH BY JESUS
ISLAM: A RELIGION OF PEACE?
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE PC CROWD
YES VIRGINIA
THERE IS CULTURE
in downtown Macon
Part One
OUTING OUR SOURCES
LOOKING FOR CULTURE
CAN MR. GOODBAR BE FAR BEHIND?
SUMMER SLUMPS and HURRICANES
STEELING BRITISH RESOLVE
THE HUBRIS AND NEMESIS OF JACQUES CHIRAC
SUMMER BOMB
ABC'S EMPIRE
AVOIDING THE JULY FOURTH RUSH
PANNING THE HANDLE
SHARKS IN THE WATER
PLUNDER IN THE HALLS OF JUSTICE

BLOODBATH AT CITY HALL
THEY'RE BACK
RETURN OF THE LADIES OF RECALL ELLIS
SUNDAY FUNNIES
GUNSHOW
THERE WAS BLOOD ON THE SADDLE
BLOOD ON THE STAIR
BLOOD ON THE BARSTOOL
AND SAWDUST IN HER HAIR
LET'S BURN A FLAG
AND OTHER LEFTOVERS FROM VIET NAM
WELCOME TO SOCIALIST AMERIKA
DURBIN's NON-APOLOGY
TANS and SPLOSTS
THE N-Word on C-Jack TV
WILDING IN THE MALL
THE GANGBANGERS WHO COULDN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT
HUMMINGBIRD
FATHER'S DAY
I SPENT SEVEN BUCKS TODAY
OIL PRICES and ENERGY POLICY
CAN THE UN
UPCOMING GUN SHOW
STATESMAN
and
POLICE PROTECTION
GONZO JOURNALISM?
RECALL WHOM?
GENUINE DOWNTOWN CULTURE
THE FAT LADY SINGS
OF NATO AND MICHAEL JACKSON
ENTER HOWARD THE DEAN
MS BILL OF RIGHTS
THE KIDS OF SUMMER
and
PRAYER ON THE STEPS OF CITY HALL
FROM THE PAGES OF THE ELEVENTH HOUR
June 1, 2005
THE FRENCH VOTE 'NON' TO THE EU
MEMORIAL DAY
DON'T
...............
OR YOU'LL GO BLIND
SACRED COWS AND COST CUTTING
ON MEETING HERMAN CAIN
GEORGIA MUSIC MAGAZINE
KICKOFF PARTY
ZEN and GARDENING
and a little BIG BROTHER, too
BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS BE DAMNED
TALES FROM THE BIBB COUNTY SCHOOL BOARD
THE TWILIGHT ZONE OF THE TERMINALLY INADEQUATE
ADVISING and CONSENTING
A NEW MACON BUDGET
LATEST COLUMN
FROM THE PAGES OF THE ELEVENTH HOUR
PAT BUCHANNAN
THE LAST CONSERVATIVE???
NEWSWEEK
IT'S SUNDAY MORNING
DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR KIDS ARE?
DODGING THE BULLET
COPROCRATS
and HERMAN CAIN>
BRAC IS COMING
BRAC IS COMING
AND IT'S FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH
HEY, POP
THERE'S A DEAD COW ON OUR LAWN
A SEMI URBAN LEGEND
COME TO THINK OF IT, THE SNAKEHEAD FISH I>S AN ILLEGAL ALIEN, TOO
HIGH SPEED CHASES
and
PERSONAL FREEDOMS
THE DAWN OF ANOTHER WEEK IN GEORGIA


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